"Dad! Talk to me! What did they do to you?"
"Um, Mommy, I don't see any coupons for kitty treats or canned food."
"There's a DOG on the couch???? WHERE???"
"You don't see me. And neither does that puppy! I'm blending in.... Shhh..."
"Dude, Dad that was my escape hole. Why are you patching it up? Now I'm gonna have to start all over, and I gotta tell ya, that wall does NOT taste good at all!"
"NO, you may NOT have your recipe book. Not unless you're cooking for me!"
"Oh maaaaaan.... I totally shoulda stayed away from that wicker basket and slipper cosmo!"
"Ohhhhh.... give me a home, where the buffalo roam...."
"What do you mean this isn't the dog bed?"
"I'm making copies of my heart for you, Mommy!"
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