Birth Order

Psychology has a lot to say about birth order.  Here in our family, we have some words of wisdom, as well.

The Practice First Child:
"So they just let us drive away from the hospital with him?  Just like that?  Are they sure?  Are we sure????"
What were they thinking???

The Second Middle Child:
"Sure, we made some mistakes with the first one, but we're going to fix those with this one!"
And make plenty of new mistakes......

The Third Last Child:
"Shouldn't we have this figured out by now?????"
We fully admit we're flying by the seat of our pants at this point.

I think our children prove we're clueless.  We are filled with love for them, but completely clueless.